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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-24-2005, 09:07 PM Thread Starter
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No more zoom-zoom, now it's boo-hoo! A poem to Mazda!

I bought a little Mazda5 a month ago, it was really quite sweet!
We drove it all around the town, up and down nearly every street!
We coulda had an MPV, but this MZ5 was different and* just not the same!
Little did we know that our new toy could anytime erupt into flame!* :shock:
So Mazda called us on the phone, really very nice and professional,
and told us if we didn't bring it back, we could all burn up in hell!* *:shock:
So we took it the place we got it, where we paid with our hard earned cash,
they told us it would be a month or more before we would zoom and dash!
They said they would get us a rental car, for free...whatever would that be?
And as we waited at Enterprise, our answer was soon to be a plain strippo MPV!*
My wife nearly swooned when she saw it, and said that really can not be right!
"We bought and paid for a top of the line Mazda5 Touring Model with tinted glass and fog lights".
Well, I hate to whine and gripe...but Mazda were the ones to make the recall mistake,
But we want what is proper and right, and told the rental car guys what kind of car we would take.
They punched the features of the Mazda5 into the computer, then it printed, seemed to take ages!
and crazy as it seems, the only thing it found simular was a new $45,000* R-350 Mercedes!*
Same seating,styling, it* had it all, and was sporty as our MZ5 too! I was happy as can be!
I'll take it, I told the Rental Guys, but they laughed at me with glee... and all I got was this MPV!!* :?
I really miss our little car, it's a member of our family now, I* want it back and nothing else will do!
Mazda get yo ass in gear, fix what you did wrong,* get it right this time and you won't look like a fool!


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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-27-2005, 04:49 PM
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Re: No more zoom-zoom, now it's boo-hoo! A poem to Mazda!

LOL it took you way too long to write that man As amusing as it is.
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